My name is Em and I watch 500 tv shows and also I'm always in pain (fibromyalgia sucks).
I mostly reblog comedy shows and NBC Hannibal and silly shit. I am in love with Margot Verger and I want Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle to be my life coaches.


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Sep 1, 2014
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Ugh. Well moving into my apartment was… An adventure.


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Sep 1, 2014
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missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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Sep 1, 2014
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Sep 1, 2014
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Sep 1, 2014
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mindykaeling:

I love you and I like you

mindykaeling:

I love you and I like you

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Sep 1, 2014
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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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Sep 1, 2014
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thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

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Sep 1, 2014
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banduluu:

People still say no bueno? :/

Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish

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Sep 1, 2014
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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.

Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.

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